Several years back I was sitting in the third row of seats at the salebarn. JC was sitting directly in front of me in the first row. JC is one of the buyers at the goat sale. JC wieghs something close to 350 or 400 lbs.
This day he was sitting in onee of the theater chairs that are nailed or otherwise attached the the bleachers.
The biggest goatsale in north Texas has the most rundown, diriest,most uncomforable dam show ring I have ever seen. Personly I think they should be ashamed of it.
Anyway, there was big ole JC wedged into that chair in the front row. And i was sitting behind him.
About halfway throu the sales JC decides to get up, Guess he couldnt stand that chair hanging onto him any longer.
He reaches out and grabs the steal rail in front of him and slowly pulls himself up out of that chair.
Problem is, the chair hung onto his pants, their he stood, no shorts, just his big fat red ass hanging there for all to see.
I turned my head to the side so i wouldnt have to see it and when i did i saw everybodyelse was looking the other way also, lol . Nobody wanted to see that bare ass.
Ole JC just pulled up his pants and walked off like nothing had happened.
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